. . . We went to Timm’s last night, and while we were there the men were out on the back porch for a little while, grilling and eating. Timm has this gas grill. Since it reminded me of a story, and I’ve got nothing more exciting to blog about, here you go:
I was nineteen years old, and was enjoying my life of balance, having plenty of time for my girlfriend, a cushy 9-5 job, and classes that weren’t exactly overwhelming . . . and I had this tremendous passion for fishing.
Not just any fishing, mind you - snook fishing. Snook, the official gamefish of the west coast of Florida. This purveyor of sweat inducing strikes and drag burning runs. Snook are an inshore gamefish, meaning you don’t need a 35′ SeaRay and 200 gallons of gas to pursue them . . . In fact, many anglers are able to pursue them from shore, from docks, and piers or bridges. At this juncture in my life, pier fishing was almost second nature to me. So, that’s really where the story begins.
It was January 12, 1997. I’m sure of the date, because it was Championship Sunday in the NFL. I recruited my friend Tony to go with me on this trip. Tony’s not much of a fisherman - usually, he’d sit off to the side and eat while I tended to the tackle, and the bait, and the fishing . . . Oh, and he’d always have the sports page, trying to get the angle on his next wager . . . Anyway, I told him we’d be able to listen to the game from the bridge, and what manlier way to do a championship game, on the radio, catching snook.
It’s important to note, at this point, that snook are very tempermental gamefish. Anything under 70 degrees and they develop a severe case of lockjaw. As we drove towards the Skyway (yes, that Skyway) Bridge, we passed a thermometer on a bank reading 38 degrees. We didn’t care - we had hot chocolate, and food, and, by the way, we were driving Kristen’s brand new 4Runner, a dark navy blue number that she’d put less than 100 miles on at that point.
We pulled up to the bridge and I hopped out and instantly, the cold wind ripped through my jacket. It was windy! Bad windy! Undeterred, I began to set up for our adventure while Tony guarded the passenger seat and gave me score updates on the Panthers-Packers . . . At some point, I need to tell you how snook fishing off a bridge works: The way I was taught, snook are attracted to lights. The lights attract bait, and the snook come to the lights to feed. As I was an expert on bridge fishing, I had brought a Coleman Propane Lantern for just such an occasion.
So, I lowered the tailgate on the 4runner and started fiddling with the lantern . . . Just like dad had showed me, I turned the gas on fully open . . . and struck a match. It snuffed out almost instantly. Again, same thing. I whistled up Tony, who obediently wandered to the back of the truck and had him act as a wind block . . . still no go. I get this idea. I slide the lantern forward, into the actual “bed” area of the SUV, figuring, at least the back was open for ventalation. The wind was HOWLING!!! Even inside the truck, it was nearly impossible to get the match lit. What were we going to do? Without light, our trip would be a waste . . . Finally, I decide that we’re going to shut all the doors and windows on the truck, and I’ll climb inside, light the lantern, and we’ll quickly take it out and lower over the bridge. In - out; very quick. One important thing was forgotten though, as we began preparing for this plan . . . the lantern was still sitting inside the truck, with the propane running WIDE OPEN . . . I noticed a little bit of an odd smell as I climbed into the cargo area . . . Tony knocked on the window and gave me a thumbs up. I thumbs upped back.
He said it looked like a giant flash of lightning, or a camera flash on a supersonic scale . . . I remember it scaring me out of my wits . . . from the glow of the now lit lantern, he said I looked like Wile E. Coyote holding a match after blowing himself up. There was hair singed on my arms. My eyebrows. The nap on my jacket. It seemed like it took 15 minutes for him to open the tailgate. I was sweating. I handed him out the lantern, ready to resume our mission, and he finally spoke:
“Did you hear if the Panthers scored?”
To this day, I’ll only operate a charcoal grill.
Happy Friday!!!